Linda and Dave are getting married and have, unbeknownst to each other, decided to hold their stag and hen parties in the same tacky club in Liverpool.

The play is set in the club's loos where Linda is having second thoughts and Dave has passed out. Things start looking even shakier for our Dave and Linda when an old flame of Linda's turns up with a flash new life in London and women's boots. Will Linda choose Dave or Peter? Will Dave sober up? Will Robbie actually manage to find a bird daft enough to snog him?

"a bleakly funny and perceptive study of working-class misogyny, puritanism and waste" Guardian

Mostly it's just flamin' hilarious. 

Note: Contains strong language